Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The Beaufort Golf Day (Llanhilleth Style)

An injury ravaged Beaufort couldn't compete against a strong wind in Brynbach Park. Although the team were poorly kitted out in jeans, shoes with some sharing clubs they cobbled together a team of champions.

Indeed it was a wonder to many, considering the number of people who were injured, mentally and sexually (one brave chap played with half a finger). A couple of neghbouring clubs said that on no account that Beaufort would have their golf day there. The team only managed to put out a side by bringing in some former players (Dai Leyshon and John Kibby and Darth Vader) who played out of their comfort zone to win the competition. Craig Bennet captained the team for the first time and he and brother Justin had a good game as did Glyn Moon and Gogger (pictured here with Johnny Rotten).

Even though they were beaten spirits, were high and everyone is sure when the massive lack coordination clears up, Beaufort will undoubtedly have player in contention for Celtic Manor's Ryder Cup.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha brilliant, i like how in the article in the gazette it doesnt even talk about rugby just list the players who were injured!! God help Pontllanfraith RFC (who are the only ones below llan in the league) when all llans players come back!! they must be shiting themselves!!

Mike White MBE

don keyjacket said...

A rather trite dig at a rugby club that has a press officer that endeavours to put a team suffering from fitness and skill levels in a better light.

G W Bush

Press officer Llan RFC

Anonymous said...

maybe it would have been a better idea to comment on the players that gave there all for the club instead of the ones who could not be bothered