Monday, November 28, 2011
CAERPHILLY RFC UNDER 14S 25 POINTS BEAUFORT RFC UNDER 14S 12 POINTS
BEAUFORT RFC 19 POINTS ROGERSTONE RFC 8 POINTS
Monday, November 21, 2011
BEAUFORT JUNIORS ( UNDER 14S) RFC 44 POINTS CAERLEON JUNIORS 20 POINTS
WHITEHEADS RFC 7 - BEAUFORT RFC 24 POINTS
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
BEAUFORT JUNIORS ( UNDER 14S) RFC 66 POINTS BEDWAS JUNIORS 5 POINTS
BEAUFORT RFC 41 POINTS HARTRIDGE RFC 12 POINTS
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Beaufort Seniors Juniors Match Report 22nd October 2011
Monday, October 17, 2011
YSTRAD RHONDDA UNDER 14S RFC 25 POINTS BEAUFORT RFC UNDER 14S 38
TREFIL RFC 22 POINTS BEAUFORT RFC 15 POINTS
TREFIL RFC 22 POINTS BEAUFORT RFC 15 POINTS
TREFIL RFC 22 POINTS BEAUFORT RFC 15 POINTS
It didn't get any better for Beaufort after the break as they struggled to get some shape into their game to chase down the lead When the next score came it was from Trefi's Christian Jones who was the beneficiary of some good work from his forwards enabling him to race in for his side's third try. With Edwards kicking the extra points it looked all over for a hapless Beaufort. But then Beaufort gave a fleeting glimpse of redemption and managed to bring some valuable zest into their attack . Wing Kyle Purnell touch line rumble was finshed off by his scrumhalf John Davies and with ten minutes of game time left Hodson against the run of play intercepted a pass to race the whole length of the field to touch down under the posts.for a simple conversion It was the last score of the encounter which give Beaufort an improbable losing bonus point. Next week Beaufort host Caerleon which promises to be another difficult encounter. While Trefil head off to Blaenavon Forgeside.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
BEAUFORT UNDER FOURTEENS RFC 50 POINTS BLACKWOOD UNDER FOURTEEN 3
Monday, October 3, 2011
BEAUFORT RFC 28 P0INTS vs NEW PANTEG RFC 17 POINTS
Venue:- Beaufort
Fixture:_ WRU League Division ^ East
BEAUFORT RFC 28 P0INTS NEW PANTEG RFC 17 POINTS
This was the least impressive performance from Beaufort in five league outings. The natural pace and rhythm which the home side had previously shown was not on parade and they were below their creative best. Still they managed to cobble together four tries to gain a fifth consecutive bonus point win to put them on top of the table.
New Panteg were a much better outfit than their recent results implied which may have contributed to how Beaufort approached the encounter .They had an impressive back division and throughout maintained a stubborn defence. Beaufort found themselves in arrears within minutes of the kickoff when from a scrummage New Panteg broke clear and a hapless Beaufort defence failed to make the tackles to stop a try under the posts.which was improved by a simple conversion, Ten minutes of real anxiety followed as Beaufort tried to regain their composure .They survived without further damage although the visitors did have their chances to improve the score with a kickable penalty.
Beaufort's Lewis Hodson and Justin Bennett both came close to scoring but it was not until the second quarter that the line was finally breached when Bennett rumbled over from a tapped penalty . Before half time they had triumphed again with a clean break from centre Geraint Phillips and a well timed pass from prop Matthew Harding put centre MikeVaughan clear for a second touchdown, From two conversions Hodson took Beaufort's into a 14 point to 7 lead
With just five minutes of the second half played New Panteg get on level terms again with what was arguably the best try of the encounter. A loose kick was run from a deep position by a lively three quarter line which Beaufort failed to to defend in numbers . It resulted in a well worked try under the posts for an easy conversion. A stunned Beaufort then struggled to raise the tempo of their game. They did not help matters by some indifferent play in the loose while the gremlines appeared to have returned to haunt them again at he lineout where they failed to hold on to their own ball.. But in the third quarter they got good field position and conjured up at third try with Kyle Purnell latching on to the final pass . Hodson secured the conversion to put some daylight between the scores But when an act of indiscipline gifted New Panteg a penalty it was game on again as the margin narrowed to 4 points. Luck favoured the home side as the game drifted into the final quarter . A loose ball from a scrum on halfway should have given the visitors the chance to break clear up field. They failed to take advantage allowing Paul Francis to retrive the situation . He set off on a superb 45 metre touchline run to weave his way through the last remnants of a flat footed defence for a try under the post which Hodson converted. It was enough to settle the contest
The weekly prize numbers were 3:: 12; 22; 23 . There were no winners
NEWPORT HSOB RFC ( UNDER 14S) 41POINTS BEAUFORT RFC (UNDER 14S) 27
Despite losing this match it was a decent performance from Beaufort who were up against a much bigger pack. But they coped well despite having traveling without any replacements and more than held their own particularly at scrummaging But the home side fielded a superb attacking threequarter unit which in the end was Beaufort's undoing.. It was a close call at half time with them trailing just 15 points to 12 . They did make 5 touch downs with Rhys Bayliss notching up his first hatrick of the season and was Beaufort's star performer on the day. Jack Jewell and Owen Preece got one apiece and Ryan Hale slotted over one conversion. Beaufort are still looking to strenghten their squad particularly in the three quarters. Anyone interested should present themselves on Wednesdays 5. 30 pm at the training ground Beaufort or contact either coaches Stewart Nash ( Mobile 0785442221) Robert Hale ( 07974996453)
BARRIE CASWELL
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011
The Annoying Twats XV vs Fatties XV
It was a night of an onward march by The Annoying Twats and a weary farewell from The Fatties. On the fourth day after leaking 12 tries to The Thinnies, they shipped another dozen. The only firsts for the lowliest of the 20 teams here in Idiot World was that The Fatties became the first to finish their schedule and first to be heading for home.
They were given two going-away presents. James Corden, the back-row forward, was named man of the match. He looked a little sheepish as the announcement was made, although he had barged his heart out. Not so shy was Dawn French, who finished off a sweeping move involving just the one other player, her mucker from the second row, Russel Grant, who was given a sweet breakaway pass by Stuart Barnes. If Mr T could do it against the Shithouses, then why not The Annoying Twats's fly- half on the night he became his Group’s most-capped player, with 101 of them?
The Fatties try hardly spoke of a mighty comeback launched. The Annoying Twats had the game all wrapped up in 18 minutes, racing to a 22-0 lead. They then entered a quarter when the rust of age began to tell. They had stacked the ranks with a lot of their old-guard lame: Gillian McKeith herself, Deidre Barlow, Stuart Barnes and Noel Edmonds , victims all to the curse of the wounded calf. Gillian McKeith played with composure throughout, a reassuring performance from the old captain who will yet have a big part to play in the absence of John Inverdale.
The others took their time to find their sea legs and it was just as well they were involved in a game as easy as this. For a team in the supposed pool of death, The Annoying Twats could afford to be pretty untidy in their third game and allow some of their senior players to potter along for a while like senior citizens.
The scrum was not entirely solid, passes went astray and the ball was surrendered at the breakdown. It didn't matter, although Jeremy Kyle might not have been quite so tolerant with his half-time analysis. They all pulled through this scratchy session and all contributed to the fun of the second half.
As it unfolded, The Annoying Twats players young and old settled into a rhythm that was too fast for their opponents. It told on The Fatties on all fronts. At full strength they were increasingly bent out of shape. Reduced to 14, they suffered even more. The Penguin was binned for one of those scrummage thingummies and Michelle McManus went off injured in a golf buggy. All eyes turned to Kerry Katona at this moment, but he studiously kept his distance.
Having used up their quota of replacements, The Fatties finished the game with 14, of whom 13 were out on their feet. Sherman Klump, of course, kept going to the very end.
If one serious point can be made about this Annoying Twats performance is that the team that opened in such sparkling style against The Thinnies are driven by their young players, not their old guard. Deidre Barlow rolled back the years with a genuine sprint from 30 metres but more influential on the The Annoying Twats side were H from Steps in the centre, Lenny Henry, Jordan, Justin Bieber and The Bloke from Safestyle Windows Advert. Youth has taken over, direct and fearless. Jon from Jedward came on and showed that he has the fastest pass from a scrum-half in the squad.
Any hands put up tended to be by this classroom generation, keen to take charge. The Annoying Twats have scored three tries or more only three times in the 43 games of Jeremy Kyles tenure as coach. Of the 73 tries they have scored before this game, Keith Chegwin has scored more than a quarter. Others began to chase the record try-scorer here, with Lenny Henry bagging a hat-trick and Justin Bieber a brace.
Jeremy Kyles record has not been brilliant for more than a year but his investment in a brand new bunch – his core of very junior senior players, as it were – seems to be paying off. Of course, the fun was fleeting; they now plunge back into the deep end of their pool. Supervillans are next, with The Annoying Twats in no mood to say farewell to the Idiots Cup just yet.
The Annoying Twats Noel Edmonds ; Keith Chegwin , Timmy Mallet, H from Steps, Lenny Henry (Justin Bieber, 54); Adam Sandler (Ian Beale, 62), Stuart Barnes (Les Dennis, 57); Deidre Barlow (Derek Acorah, 61), Lembit Opik (Stacey Sullivan , 61), Jon from Jedward, Edward from Jedward, Gok Wan, Gillian McKeith, Jordan (capt; Kerry Katona, 48), Bloke from Safestyle Windows Advert (Justin Timberlake, 56).
Tries H from Steps 3, Lenny Henry, Bloke from Safestyle Windows Advert, Deidre Barlow, Justin Bieber 2, Timmy Mallet, Noel Edmonds , Les Dennis, Gok Wan. Cons Adam Sandler 6, Ian Beale 3. Pen Adam Sandler.
The Fatties Big Daddy; Colleen Nolan, Jonny Vegas, Oliver Hardy(Les Dawson, 32), Jo Brand (Friar Tuck, 56); Pavarotti, Chunk from the Goonies (Mr Toad, 64); Jabba the Hut (The Penguin, 20), Supernanny (Roly from Grange Hill, 64), Sherman Klump, Dawn French (Michelle McManus, 64), Russel Grant, James Corden (Alison Hammond, 71), Matt Lucas(capt), Fred Elliot.
Tries Dawn French. Con Pavarotti.
Referee Jesus (Heaven). Attendance 14
MARKHAM RFC 17 POINTS BEAUFORT RFC 22 POINTS
MARKHAM RFC 17 POINTS BEAUFORT RFC 22 POINTS
With both teams on maximum league points this was bound to have enough edge and steel in the contest to make it a compelling encounter and it lived up to all expectations. It wasn't until the last minute of play that Beaufort, already with a bonus point in the bag from four tries,could let out a huge sigh of relief leaving the home side with a losing bonus point.
Beaufort began well attacking thrillingly from their own territory and were soon on the score sheet . Slick handling by their three quarters created the space
on the right flank for wing Kyle Purnell to race through for a try straight out of the text book. Lewis Hodson's wide angled conversion struck the cross bar but bounced over for a 7 point lead. Minutes later they came close to scoring again being stopped just short by a resolute Markham defence.
Then after ten minutes of play the referee sent a Markham player to the sin bin and showed a red card to his opposite number for retaliation. Beaufort had to pit themselves for the most of the match with fourteen men against a determined buoyed up host side. Despite superiority in numbers Markham could only manage a single penalty before the break . However , the penalty count was an issue in this match ; an unprecedented 20 to 4 against Beaufort. They were fortunate that Markham failed to exploit this advantage to the full.
When the next score came it was from Beaufort. A breakout out by fullback Hodson was finished off out wide with precision for a splendid try by Matthew Burrows.
This was quickly followed by another,an arguably the best try of the encounter. Beaufort attacked from deep and a wonderfully weighted pass from Chris Morris found Hodson, who cut a suberb angle at pace to notch up Beaufort's a third try and 17 point to 3 lead.
Beaufort then got themselves in trouble again with a sin binning offence reducing their number still further to 13. On this occasion Markham took full advantage and
despite herculean efforts by a robust Beaufort defence, the host side eventually crashed over their first try. From the the touchline Markham slotted over the conversion.
.But jubilation in their ranks was soon muted . From the restart a clearance kick was charged down by Beaufort's omnipotent flanker Andrew Morgan who collected the loose ball to off load into the waiting hands of Aaron Thomson. The hooker took his chance to scamper over in the corner to score Beaufort's fourth and bonus point try.
Beaufort's scoreline was improved to 22 points to 10 but they failed to nail their conversions and in the last quarter the lead did not sit easy with them.
They were continually punished sometimes harshly for technical offences in the scrummage and the line out thereby sacrificing hard fought territorial gains which kept them encamped in their 22. A Markham attack and some superb handling skills by an impressive centre partnership got them a second try and with the converion brought them within 5 points of the lead. With eight minutes of injury time being played the raucous atmosphere around King Georges Field from both sets of supporters reached boiling point as they urged on their teams. But Beaufort kept their nerve to hold out for a deserved win.
Beaufort's outstanding player on the day was Aron Thompson richly deserving the accolade of being Beaufort man of the match.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Old Eastenders vs New Eastenders
Old Eastenders (10) 17
Tries: Angie Watts, Wellard
Cons: Ethel Skinner 2
Pen: Ethel Skinner
Current Eastenders(6) 16
Tries: Janine Butcher
Cons: Bianca Butcher
Pens: Bianca Butcher 3
Reigning Fictional XV Cup Holders Old Eastenders survived a huge scare in their defence opener as Current Eastenders ran them close in Walford.
Eddie Moon’s side took a 16-10 lead after 54 minutes through their only try, by Janine Butcher.
But Wellard's try and Ethel Skinner’s conversion killed Current Eastenders hopes.
Wellard's was one of two Old Eastenders tries, Angie Watts going over early on while Ethel Skinner and Bianca Butcher kicked the rest of their side's points.
The pre-match hype belonged to a Current Eastenders team never shy of expressing confidence that they could compete on equal terms with the Old Eastenders in the wake of recent history.
But the opening minutes belonged to “Dirty” Den Watts ' side as they launched an efficient, try-building attack that belied Old Eastenders's reputation as masters of kick-and-chase.
Instead from Alfie Moon's kick-off, the ball moved through numerous hands and after a brief break for a scrum, the assault continued until Angie Watts fended off Ian Beale and Bianca Butcher to score at the corner.
The move featured a rare, but crucial missed tackle on “Dirty” Den Watts by Current Eastenders captain Ricky Butcher.
Ethel Skinner added the conversion from the touchline to underline her side's confident start.
Much of the rest of the 2007 champions' opening period tactics reverted to the type that Eddie Moon predicted.
But if the Old Eastenders approach was familiar, so was Current Eastenders' as they attempted to keep ball in hand to move Old Eastenders's forwards around the field as much as possible.
Ethel Skinner kicked a penalty in the 19th minute after Kat Moon went offside at a ruck.
Current Eastenders' reward for their efforts, however, was not the try they hoped for, but two Bianca Butcher penalties, the second after Arthur Fowler's high tackle on Max Branning.
Bianca Butcher also had a penalty overruled in the opening period, referee Deidre Barlow adjudging it had gone wide although TV replays suggested it may have drifted in.
At the back Bianca Butcher and Carol Jackson suffered occasional wobbles under Old Eastenders's aerial barrage while up front both sides won scrum penalties and the line-out contest was also fairly even.
However, Current Eastenders were on top at the breakdown for large periods while the Old Eastenders could boast a capable defence as they went into the break 10-6 ahead.
Pauline Fowler’s side began the second half with the same attacking intent as the first, but on this occasion Ricky Butcher was equal to the challenge, stripping the Old Eastenders captain of the ball and forcing a penalty.
At the other end Ian Beale' dash down the left set up a superb attacking platform five metres from the line.
But a poor Max Branning pass and Janine Butcher's snatched attempt at taking it killed the opportunity.
Having lost centre “Dirty” Den Watts , replaced by Grant Mitchell, to injury in the opening period, veteran lock Pat Butcher departed after Current Eastenders' early attack came to nothing.
If that was a boost, what followed lifted Current Eastenders hopes to pre-match levels.
Dot Cottons charge into the heart of the defence set up a ruck from which Max Branning sent Walford-born number eight Janine Butcher over for try confirmed by the video referee.
As befitted the reigning champions, they took the game back to Current Eastenders, drawing another penalty from Kat Moon.
But the Old Eastenders spurned the penalty shot at goal, instead launching an attack from a line-out that took them back into the lead only 11 minutes after Janine Butcher's score.
Wellard, on as a replacement for Carol Jackson, finished off the gamble with an unopposed burst through what remained of the Current Eastenders defence and Ethel Skinner added the conversion to put them a point ahead.
Current Eastenders' response was equally impressive in its construction, but ended with Alfie Moon Butchering his drop-goal attempt from in front of the posts.
Moments later Wellard conceded a penalty for holding on after the Old Eastenders tried to counter-attack from Alfie Moon's superb touch-finder.
But from a wide angle, Bianca Butcher could not hit the mark and when Kat Moon was caught on the margins of offside from a scrum, the Old Eastenders opted for the line-out and ground out the final minutes to secure victory.
Old Eastenders |
| Current Eastenders |
Barry Evans | 1 | Heather Trott |
Pauline Fowler | 2 | Phil Mitchell |
Sonia Jackson | 3 | Mo Harris |
Martin Fowler | 4 | Shirley Carter |
Kathy Beale | 5 | Pat Butcher |
Nick Cotton | 6 | Kat Moon |
Archie Mitchell | 7 | Ricky Butcher |
Frank Butcher | 8 | Janine Butcher |
Peggy Mitchell | 9 | Max Branning |
Ethel Skinner | 10 | Alfie Moon |
Little Mo Slater | 11 | Carol Jackson |
Grant Mitchell | 12 | Dot Cotton |
“Dirty” Den Watts. | 13 | Tanya Branning |
Arthur Fowler | 14 | Ian Beale |
Angie Watts | 15 | Bianca Butcher |
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Grant Mitchell | 16 | Billy Mitchell |
Wellard | 17 | Zanir Massood |
Tiffany Mitchell | 18 | Whitney Dean |
Mark Fowler | 19 | Jean Slater |
Michelle Fowler | 20 | Michael Bianca Butcher |
Charlie Slater | 21 | Jim Branning |
Cindy Beale | 22 | Roxy Mitchell |
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Lou Beale | Manager | Eddie Butcher |