Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Tripe Offa The Web

Hi Chaps

Its a quiet week in terms of Rugby what with that pile of rubbish on friday night this Saturday looks it will turn into kick tennis. So I thought I would try and cheer you chaps up with some stuff I found on the Web

Funny rugby advert 1

Awkard Family Photos There please comment on the photo most like a Beaufort RFC club person


Love you All

Awkward Family Photos

Hi Chaps

Its a quiet week in terms of Rugby what with that pile of rubbish on friday night this Saturday looks it will turn into kick tennis. So I thought I would try and cheer you chaps up with some stuff I found on the Web

Funny rugby advert 1

Awkard Family Photos There please comment on the photo most like a Beaufort RFC club person


Love you All

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The Beaufort Golf Day (Llanhilleth Style)

An injury ravaged Beaufort couldn't compete against a strong wind in Brynbach Park. Although the team were poorly kitted out in jeans, shoes with some sharing clubs they cobbled together a team of champions.

Indeed it was a wonder to many, considering the number of people who were injured, mentally and sexually (one brave chap played with half a finger). A couple of neghbouring clubs said that on no account that Beaufort would have their golf day there. The team only managed to put out a side by bringing in some former players (Dai Leyshon and John Kibby and Darth Vader) who played out of their comfort zone to win the competition. Craig Bennet captained the team for the first time and he and brother Justin had a good game as did Glyn Moon and Gogger (pictured here with Johnny Rotten).

Even though they were beaten spirits, were high and everyone is sure when the massive lack coordination clears up, Beaufort will undoubtedly have player in contention for Celtic Manor's Ryder Cup.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Reduction in Industries











As you are all aware since I have retired the bonk leg, (see above) I have taken up the post of Assistant Cwtcher to Clive "That's Enough Tape" William's Chief Cwtcher role.

Clive was keen to draft in some new blood with new ideas and I believe my mix of Jedi, tough love and healing hands illustrated here has significantly reduced injuries with players miraculously jumping to their feet before I even get to them.

Click here to see scientifc proof that my love has led to a severe reduction in injuries.


Llandrindod Wells Match Report

Date :- 31st October 2009
Venue:- Beaufort
Fixture :- Swalec Bowl - Second Round
BEAUFORT RFC 47 POINTS LLANDRINDOD WELLS 20 POINTS
This second tie of the Swalec Bowl Challenge proved to be a thrilling encounter . Beaufort had something to prove after being knocked out of the Welsh District cup last year by their mid Walian counterpart from Division Six Central..The exuberance and fast flowing nature of the play from both teams superbly handled by the match official made it the best game seen at the home venue for some time.
Beaufort got into the lead from a Dylan Smith penalty but then Llandrindod struck back with an early try and had the better of the first segment of play. Beaufort then found their rhythm and unleashed a barrage of attacks then resulted in two touchdowns. Centre Mike Vaughan got the first and scrum half Matthew Burrows cut the gap for a second . Both sides exchanged penalties and Beaufort ended the first half 20 points to 8 in front
The home side needed only three minutes to extend their lead from a penalty kicked by stand off Smith who was having a fine match. However the visitors were making strident efforts to get control of the game. They were a bigger side with a powerful back row that did cause Beaufort real anxiety in the loose. From a tapped penalty they burst through the Beaufort defence to score their second try but missed a simple conversion to shorten the lead to 23 points to 13.
But Llandrindod failed to dominate the home side in the scrum where Beaufort had a telling edge that was to serve them well throughout the encounter. A wonderful accomplished passage of play followed from Beaufort that silenced their opponents efforts to retrieve the match. Prop Lee Morgan crashed over for Beaufort's next try and some quality handling led eventually to a fourth try scored by centre Geraint Phillips Their opponent's replied with a try of their own crafted again by their tireless back row but it was to be their last gasp effort.
Smith killed off the challenge with another penalty to take the score to the forty point mark and wing Matthew Dobbs followed up a chip behind the defence to score in the corner with Smith adding the extra points from a touchline conversion.
Beaufort's star man on the day was second row Mark Heasely