Dear Pat

Hi Pat

How are you? Love your smell, your musk is like an angel tears, anyway I digress, here is my latest round up.


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Hi Pat

My Brother once told if you did a cartwheel and farted at the same time you would shit yourself. I just wonder as a fan of lycra, if you or any other gymnast has ever done this or could confirm or deny it.

Tom Crack
Blaenau Gwent
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Hi Pat

Why don't the NHS start hiring obsessive compulsives as nurses? Their attention to hygiene and constant hand washing would see an end to MRSA outbreaks in no time.

P Toilet-Duck
The Winches

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Hi Pat

You know what I love about clover, its the way its churned.

Love you
Mam
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Hi Pat

Radio 2's Steve Wright only reads out letters from people who say how much they love him and the show. I know this because my mates write to him and regularly tell him hes a twat and he never reads our letter out

Bash
House